169 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time — Best Life
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1. "Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." … 2. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." — Monty P… 1. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her. 2. Yo mama's cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen. 1. Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio. 2. Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin. 1. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. 2. Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye. 1. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. 2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
1. "Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." …
2. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." — Monty P…
1. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
2. Yo mama's cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
1. Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
2. Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.
1. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
2. Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
1. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
2. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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