250 Best Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny - TODAY
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1. Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth. 2. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere! 1. How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them. 2. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work. 1. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck. 2. What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt. 1. Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss. 2. How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese. 1. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener. 2. What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
1. Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
2. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
1. How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
2. My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
1. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
2. What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
1. Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it’s a sour puss.
2. How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
1. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
2. What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
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